What is the Man Code?
It astonishes how so many men do not seem to intuitively grasp how to conduct themselves.
One night, after drinks and lines, I found myself giving life advice to yet another grown ass man – THE most basic shit mind you.
He looked up at me, mind spiralling, existential crisis swirling behind dialated pupils and asked in awe:
“H-how do you know all this?”
In that moment, I realized – there’s a silent epidemic out there.
Read on to help unfuck your life. Had to suffer a lot to learn some of these lessons so be grateful.
Yes, yes, it’s ok; you’re welcome.
Who am I?
Fair question, but irrelevant. Judge based on merit, if what you read strikes a chord are you not the better for it? I could be the Queen of fucking England, it don’t matter.
I am: In my early 30’s. Degree in Psychology, work in finance. Fan of philosophy, science and pharmacology. Amateur boxer and coach. In my spare time I enjoy reading and writing speculative fiction.
I’ve conquered many of my demons, still fighting the rest.
99 Problems
Do you suffer from any of the following?
You have no real (male) friends
Got no friends? The problem is you.
In 100% of the cases I’ve seen where someone has complained to me they have no real friends, they always fake, pretentious or really just fucked up.
This was me at one point, I did it and so can you. The good news is you’re self aware and care enough for this to be an issue. Bad news is, this one usually requires fundamental restructuring of ones personality or slaying personal demons. By far the hardest to remedy.
You aint got no Bitches
Covered to death everywhere. Learning “game” is a bad way of dealing with it.
Play to your strengths, fortunately women actually care about a lot of traits in a man. Strength in one can compensate for weakness in another.
Put other things first this one will naturally follow.
You lack physicality
Being physically fit benefits you in every conceivable way.
Have seen many friends turned down by women, tested by men because of this.
This one’s the easiest to fix, and the results are almost immediately tangible.
Low hanging fruit, dont have to be able to fight or anything, but don’t skip the weights.
You Broke
Pay cheque to pay cheque with zero or negative net assets? This gonna be a problem the older you get.
Can’t remember who said, but yeah it’s like water, when you got none, it’s all you can think about.
Moderate financial literacy is literally 8th grade maths. Being broke leads to fucking people over and greed/stinginess. So yeah it’s ok to not be rich but if you broke that’s a you problem. Get your life in order
You are uncultured swine
Don’t be a dumb fuck, but don’t be a pretentious kunt either. Get a hobby. This should come naturally to you as a man. If you young and still deciding, pick up something cool ,e.g., boxing or basketball, play an instrument.
Also listen to some podcasts, read a book, you know just dont be fucking retarded.
You are unwell mentally
Have suffered from crippling depression and anxiety, very high level of comorbidity but rest assured they are uniquely painful. I do not use the term “crippling” lightly so can sympathize, but no ones coming.
Save yourself or die trying; it’s the only way.
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